Paula

Paula is my sister-in-law. She is my brother-in-law's wife. Here are a few things about Paula.

1. She's Portuguese.
2. She's always late. (see #1)
3. She taught my three younger children how to say the word, "no."
4. She wouldn't hurt a fly.
5. For weighing 90 pounds soaking wet, she can put away a bottle of wine, or beer, or Mike's Hard Lemonade.
6. Don't plan on having any sweet potato pie in her presence.(the only instance when #4 doesn't apply)
7. Her love for her family is tangible.
8. She has an awesome chew.
9. She has an amazing ability to get to Thurmont, MD from just about anywhere.
10. She is a loving, humble, refreshingly blunt, caring, and thoughtful person...beautiful inside and out.

We're pulling for you Paula. And next time, just tell me you don't want to go to yoga with me. You don't have to ride off in an ambulance to cancel. ;) We love you!