Fast forward to getting home immediately after VBS.
Marley had to poop. She wouldn't do it at VBS, so I rushed home and put her on the toilet. She went and started screaming that she was done. This is what she normally does. Someone will go clean her up, pull her pants up, wash her hands, and then she'll say she has to go again. So when she called me and told me she was done, I waited a bit. She kept screaming and screaming to the point of upsetting Logan (which isn't hard these days, but that's another blog). I went in and cleaned her up, pulled her pants up, and then she said she had to go pee. I put her back on, and she started pooping more. (sorry to be so graphic about it) When I wiped her this time, she complained that her bottom was sore. I told her that if she had just finished the first time, she would've only had to be wiped once, and that I guess she learned a lesson. She said,"You're being mean to me. No matter what people do, trust God. Dear God, please make mommy stop being mean to me. Amen."
It was hilarious, and I think I scared her because I just started laughing really hard. She might have thought I'd finally lost it. She's such a cutie!
It's a very good thing she is so cute. She's our little trouble maker. Marley don't do this or that usually ends only one way. You guessed it. She does it and more. If you're not paying all your attention to her or talking to someone she starts yelling. She's prone to jumping as well. To which I usually start telling her to stop, hey, it's attention. So the other day she started jumping and screaming. Smart me thought, "This is great I have her now." I told her she was doing a great job working out and to keep it going. She stopped immediately. She looked at me with that, "What you're not going to blow up at me" look. So she turned around, grabbed a kitchen chair, and threw it on down. I said "And now you get a time out." Daddy 1, Marley 25,000 and counting.
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